its not stalking. its research.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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