Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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