yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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