her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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