Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
