No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it glows. i had to have it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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