I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i have herpe
just one?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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