doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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