the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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