I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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