ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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