The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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