Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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