nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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