My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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