Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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