Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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