He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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