remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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