You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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