Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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