He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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