I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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