im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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