I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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