it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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