I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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