Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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