but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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