Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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