U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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