Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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