if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
