she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Randomize
