I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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