About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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