Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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