Your tits are I can't wait for
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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