He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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