I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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