please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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