so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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