maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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