As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
