He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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