I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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