Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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