It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Randomize
