im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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