is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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