Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
