dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Your cock deserves a montage
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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