i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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